So I’ve been to the Eagle LA in Silverlake on 4 separate occasions and have always thought of it as the dirty-birdy in Silverlake but I had yet to experience the raunch. I always got a beer and managed to chill with less then a hand full of people there. Well last night was a first for me in so many ways.
First thing, while waiting in line; yes waiting in line, that in and of itself was a surprise; so many different guys looking all kinds of hotness and hot messes. Boys rockin’ all sorts of facial-hair fashion. Clothing for the most part Lumberjacks, Leatherjacks and Leathernecks; leather boots galore… Love it! Lots of denim and black T’s. Wait Is he wearing a chain-link thong?!?!
Ok so…upon entering (through the patio) I climbed my way through the swap of hunky beefy hairy nippled pierced muscled studs daddies bears and cubs. I walked my way over to my buddy and went in the bar for a beer as I climbed through that area I looked up at the chuppy-bear-jockstrap-gogo that was strutting his big white ass.( not gonna lie the boy actually had some moves) I walked around the bar and saw even more sexy bombs. Lots of hot couples too. or so it looked. Then I see a sexy ass dude under a blue light giving hair cuts in the bar. “What am i seeing here? Whatever it is, its Awesome!”
Where was I going with this … Oh yea next thing that caught my eye was the hardcore gay porn playing on all the screens…. I finally got my beer an hour later. Then the gogo dancers from hipster-heaven appeared out of nowhere. WOOF!
I finally ronde’d with my peeps by the pool table in the patio and get our chatter on. I look over to my left and see Boot Master getting his boots buffed and shined with a cigar in his mouth. WTF? Well if i had better boots and I smoked cigars maybe i would have been up there too.
We decided to go back inside and go into the separate back bar; where this piece of HUNK man, straight out of a Dolce Gabbana editorial, in full vintage naval get up, was doing clothing checks to see if you’re military or leather enough to go in and if not basically forces you to take off your shirt….Yes Sir!
Uuummmm I guess I should get down to the nitty gritty…
That back bar is straight up SCANDALOUS. Live sex silhouette show. That was kinda hot but whats not hot is the few people in the crowd deciding to have their own shows. Mmmhmm.
Cash ONLY. Get over it!
Friday night $5 cover
SPACE!! Well if you can handle a chain of spiderwebs and muscle daddies groping your nono and boyhoohaa then I’m sure you’ll manage to have a great time..
Marcus the assless-chaps bartender sweetest guy ever!!!!
One last thing … WOOF!